If the media really want to fucking help they’ll have to redefine themselves and their mission, radically. They are no use to us merely “reporting” Trump now. They have to manipulate and confuse him. Rather like the picadors riding up behind the bull and tearing into the musculature that holds up that magnificent animal’s (naturally colored) head.
First thing to do: the major cable stations, broadcast networks, national dailies and least feeble weeklies, inform the White House AND the nation that every time Trump does something horrifying, ignorant, vicious, pointlessly malicious, these major outlets will collude and announce new even lower estimates of his inaugural crowds at the Mall on Jan 20
National Park Service: Squirrels Outnumbered People That Day …. And, More people seen on Jan 20 visiting the dumb, secondary, “realistic” Vietnam Memorial than were listening to Trump
Next: media bigs have to tell Trump they’re going to revive, BIG TIME, the tiny hands story. We should put what’s her name in the lead on this one. Megyn Kelly.
Yep, experts agree: it’s not the nose. Small hands, feet coincide with ‘tiny penis’ syndrome.
Does Putin tape show Trump’s abnormal fingers, feet, negative-space penis?
In other words, they must DRIVE HIM INSANE. He can barely contain himself most days as it is. Make him batshit.